Tierradentro

 

Often the size of a city can be measured by its main outdoor market. Being a medium sized city, Popayàn`s inhabited just two sides of a full city block. The high-class street merchants wheeled out glass cases that held carefully arranged headphones, blades and cookware, while the less prestigious disassembled their broken electronics to fill the space on their dusty blankets and sold their goods sprocket by sprocket. Lance was scanning the variety of flashlights in one of the cases, and waved the grinning Colombian man to him.

¨I want the black one if it works.¨

¨Muy bien.¨

The vendor emptied a box of D batteries and slid them in the torch. He then raised it to eye level, pointed it at Lance and flipped the switch twice.

¨It works, ¨ said Lance. He gave the Colombian 7.000 pesos in brightly colored notes and bade him good day.

 

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The hostel was a colonial, corner building of wood and white stone. Lance’s was the corner room with two high windows, each opening to a different city street. A notice of engraved wood on the wall read, in English, ¨Keep windows always closed because thieves might steal your goods with long poles.¨ Lance returned to the room with his purchase, and stuffed it into his bright blue day bag along with his digital camera, water, travel guide and assorted warm clothes.

The hostess was seated in a deck chair in the hallway watching television drama with her Great Dane when Lance appeared. While she was diligent, her sad, weary demeanor made her seem older than her years and made one feel guilty for troubling her. Trying his best to appear cheerful, he said, ¨Hola! ¨ She looked up, gave him a brief smile and then turned her eyes back to the TV. Her large dog broke the ice by snatching an empty, one-liter water bottle off the floor and stood attentively in front of Lance.

Lance patted the beast’s head, took the bottle and chucked it down the hallway behind him. All three of them watched the bottle, listening to the echo as it bounced against the floor and walls, but the dog didn’t move. Finally, the dog sat down again and the woman asked in a brittle voice, ¨What do you need? ¨

Nervously he responded, ¨A taxi. I’m taking a bus to Tierradentro at 5 in the morning tomorrow and I would hate to bother you that early. So could you...?¨

¨I’ll call tonight. Anything else? ¨

¨No. Well, yes, is Tierradentro safe? I mean for gringos? ¨ he asked while tugging on his dirty blond hair and then adjusting his glasses.

She turned her eyes back to the TV and said, ¨Yes.¨

¨Yes, it is safe then...good. Thanks.¨

He stood there for a moment more, then turned and went back to his room, muttering, ¨Stupid Dog.¨

 

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The bus looked like a cathedral explosion. It was painted red inside and out with crucifixes, the holy mother and a few hundred stickers of famous saints plastering the interior. The bossanova was playing at a volume just at the point of distortion, and the rocky path rattled every inch of intestine. Lance still managed to sleep a little, until he found a black, plastic bag in his hand and an annoyed, local man prompting him to pass it to someone vomiting in the backseat.

Of course, he could not fall asleep again. It was five hours to Tierradentro on a local tram, and it stopped for anyone on the roadside that tossed up their arm. The tram filled to ¨capacidad¨ by 8AM and was still stopping for an additional family of four and a street vendor. The vendor pressed his round belly against the people in the aisle, selling what looked like bags of dried onion rings. After doing a circuit, he stood next to Lance and said with a wide grin, ¨Deutschland.¨

¨No, Stadouniteis, ¨ said Lance.

¨Ah, I lived for two years in Las Vegas,¨ the Colombian announced in perfect English, almost causing Lance to laugh out loud. ¨I left five years ago. It is a crazy city Las Vegas.¨

¨It is. I’m from Arizona.¨

¨Ah! Very close to Las Vegas you just cross HOO-ver Dam. Well, welcome friend said the man, shaking Lance’s hand and then stepping off the bus as it jerked to a stop. Lance noticed that all eyes were on him, but they were looks of amusement and not malice. He complacently leaned back in his seat.

 

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 The bus continued for another two hours, leaking passengers like oil, then the conductor waved Lance forward, telling him that the last bus was at 4pm. It was a further two kilometers of dirt road into town with the infrequent house of stucco and old paint on the roadside. Lance threw the bag strap over his shoulder and merrily started his trek. Soon after, a white pickup drove past Lance, stopped just ahead of him and waved him forward. There was a slim, inoffensive local man in the front seat with a smiling youth to his side, and a thin, older man amongst several plastic barrels grinning at him from the back, so he decided that he was in no danger.

¨You’re going to Tierradentro, ¨ said the driver.

¨Yeah.¨

¨Well, you can come with us if you like.¨

¨Ok, perfect.¨ Lance gave the old man a nod, and then planted himself amongst the cylindrical cargo. He rode into town, looking much like a groundhog with its head out of its hole. He received plenty of curious glances as he rode into town, but none were offensive. Bobbing his head and feeling quite confident, Lance muttered to himself, ¨Paramilitary. Pfft. Guerrilla fighters. Ha. This isn’t dangerous, why don’t more people come here? ¨

The truck stopped at the park entrance. Lance jumped out, smiled and said thanks, but the driver waved him forward and asked, ¨So where are you from?¨ Lance opened his mouth and leaned forward to answer when the driver continued, ¨You’re not gringo are you?¨

The world seemed hushed, as he felt suddenly afflicted by the by the dual fears of death and stage fright. He thoughtfully answered, ¨No. I-am-from-Ar-iz-on-a.¨

The reality of his response set in slowly, but it eventually took hold. Lance’s eyes went wide and he turned to run, when he was interrupted.

¨Ok. Arizona’s ok, ¨ said the driver.

Lance stopped and stared in disbelief.

¨Have a good one.¨

Lance’s mouth twitched, but he made no sound.

Finally, the truck drove away and, his trance broken, Lance moved in the opposite direction. His was the bigger trail of dust.

 

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           It was fifteen minutes uphill to the first set of tombs. Lance soon resigned himself to gravity, as his shirt sleeves were already soaked from wiping his brow. The deadweight of his travel bag was chaffing his shoulder. So after the initial scare had faded, he walked slowly and stopped often. The first of these breaks were passed seated on flat rocks, scanning the mountainous, subtropical landscape and asking a series of morose questions, such as: ¨Now if I was a sniper and about to shoot myself where I hide?¨ or ¨If I were to ambush a Gringo on this clearly marked path where would I wait?¨ As the day passed uneventfully, and the mind drifted from the sad, human element that plagued the area, the landscape began to look more like a paradise and the monologues became more congratulatory in tone. He met a few more locals on the dirt path, and was once cornered by an elderly park employee, who seemed too anxious to know his nationality. Lance thought it safest to lie and say he was from the far north of Italy. He could back up his story because he spoke Italian, and of course all people who have never been to Italy think they love it.

           La Loma de Segovia was the name of the first set of tombs. As he mounted the hill, a series of rectangular pavilions came into view. There was a squat man wearing a plain, white tee and a Panama hat underneath the largest structure. Upon seeing the man, Lance smiled at him, discreetly cleared his throat and approached.

           ¨Hello, so you’re here to visit the tombs

           ¨Yes. Yes, I am.¨

           ¨Excellent! As you can see, there are several here, but only the most impressive are lit. Do you have a flashlight? ¨ Lance unzipped his bag and pulled out the jet black device. ¨Perfect. Give me a moment to open them and do be careful going down.¨

           Lance lowered himself into the first of the dark, cylindrical pits, using the stone steps fixed into the wall. As he descended, the warm aroma of death greeted him, but the tomb was well ventilated and made the lingering scent more palatable. At the bottom was an arched passageway blocked off by a waist-high, picket fence, and beyond it was a domed chamber. The room was patterned with red and black diamonds and triangles, and oval heads with phallic noses were carved into the inner columns and outer wall. He studied the interior from the bottom step, envisioning a comic fantasy where the ancients communicated with the spirits that inhabited the carved heads. He then asked one of them for permission to be buried in their cozy, underground abode, but they didn’t answer. Lance decided the dead probably didn’t like Americans any more than the living.

After some further musing, Lance climbed out of the tomb and into another, and then another. There were slight variations in design. Some had broken columns or head’s chipped out of the wall.  Many were unlit, giving the experience of the grave in the days before flood lighting.

When Lance exited the last, the caretaker in the Panama hat was waiting above the top step and asked, “So did you enjoy the tombs?”

“Yes, very impressive. Thank you.”

The man proudly puffed up his chest and said, “Great, young man. And where are you fr…”

“Yes, I loved the tombs and Colombia is a great country, but I must hurry if I’m to catch the last bus. Thank you, so much. Good bye.”

 

The man was silenced and gave an insecure wave to the already distant tourist.

 

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 Lance visited the other sites with similar results, and didn’t stop for lunch, for fear of missing his ride. At the end of the park trail, there was a visitor’s center tended by a hardy local named Pietro. He was leaning against the threshold, when he spotted the unsteady tourist walking down the path. Pietro waved him into the center, which, inside, was little more than a guestbook lying on a desk, and then took his place behind the desk.

“Come in, please,” said the attended, invitingly. Lance obeyed, taking his place opposite Pietro.

“Please, sign our guestbook.”

“Sure,” said Lance. Then he looked down at the book, which read:

 

NOMBRE          NACCIONALIDAD          FECHA

 

Lance perused the book for a few minutes before deciding on a response. The last fellow American to visit came many months prior. A Spaniard had visited earlier in the day and otherwise there were only a handful of English and Israelis that visited that summer. He took up the pen and signed:

 

Lance Powell          Estados Unidos          20 Octobre, 2005

 

“Ah, American. That’s very nice. Thank you for visiting. You look so tired though. Did you enjoy our tombs?”

Lance smiled and nodded.

“Well, good luck to you then. The bus stop is a half kilometer further.”

Lance left without comment, but felt much stronger once the trek was over. He saw no one else on the way out, save two over-sized hogs and a shirtless man chasing a stray guinea pig.